Feds Stall on Samourai Wallet Decision—Another Classic Case of ’Justice’ at Crypto Speed
US prosecutors hit pause on the Samourai Wallet case—because why rush when you can bill hours at taxpayer expense? The privacy-focused crypto tool remains in legal limbo as the DOJ drags its feet, proving once again that when it comes to digital assets, the wheels of justice grind slower than a Bitcoin node syncing on dial-up.
Meanwhile, Wall Street gets a free pass on billion-dollar frauds—but heaven forbid plebs try to anonymize their transactions. Priorities, right?