Coinbase Warns: No Crypto Floor Until Late Q2—Brace for More Pain
Wall Street’s favorite crypto casino throws cold water on hopium addicts—price stability won’t arrive before summer’s end.
Short-term outlook? Bleak. The exchange’s analysts see traders eating more losses as the market shakes out weak hands (and overleveraged hedge funds, naturally).
Pro tip: When the suits start hedging, it’s time to sharpen your accumulation strategy. Just don’t expect them to admit they’re buying the dip.