Ethereum Meme Coin ‘Pepeto’ Blasts Toward Stage 9—$6.09M Presale Haul Defies Crypto Skeptics

Move over, Dogecoin—Pepeto’s Ethereum-backed meme magic is sucking up retail cash faster than a decentralized vacuum. With $6.09 million already locked in its presale, this dog-themed (probably) token is sprinting toward its ninth funding phase. Who needs utility when you’ve got vibes and a seven-figure war chest?

The Presale Gold Rush

Retail investors are FOMO-buying Pepeto like it’s a 2021 NFT drop—ignoring the fact that most meme coins crash harder than Lehman Brothers. The project’s ‘stage 9’ milestone looms, proving once again that crypto’s favorite game is musical chairs… with other people’s money.

Ethereum’s Newest Meme Darling

Built on Ethereum—because even joke tokens need ESG-friendly bragging rights—Pepeto’s success highlights crypto’s enduring love affair with speculative gambling. At least this time the blockchain isn’t Solana. Progress?

Closing Thought: When the eventual 90% correction hits, remember—you could’ve just bought ETH and avoided this circus. But where’s the fun in that?