Cango Inc. Smashes Bitcoin Production Records in July 2025 – Mining Operations Hit New Highs

Cango Inc. just dropped its July 2025 Bitcoin production numbers—and let’s just say Wall Street’s spreadsheet jockeys are scrambling to update their models. The mining ops update reads like a bull market love letter, with hash rates punching through ceilings and rigs humming like Tesla coils on espresso.

Hashrate Goes Brrr

No fluff, no filler—just raw metrics that’ll make ASIC owners grin. Exact figures? Buried deeper than a cold wallet seed phrase (classic corporate opacity), but the subtext screams ‘scaling mode activated.’

Wall Street’s Crypto Cognitive Dissonance

Meanwhile, traditional finance ‘experts’ still can’t decide if Bitcoin’s a commodity, security, or existential threat to their golf club memberships. Cango’s response? Another month of stacking sats while banks relitigate the definition of money.

Closing thought: When your mining update reads like a flex and your stock ticker starts mooning, maybe—just maybe—the ‘magic internet money’ crowd was onto something. *Cue institutional FOMO in 3… 2…*