🚀 PEPETO: Ethereum Meme Coin Smashes $5.5M Presale—Next Doge or Just DeFi Déjà Vu?
Another day, another meme coin printing money—this time it's PEPETO, the Ethereum-based joker that just raked in over $5.5M faster than you can say 'rug pull.'
### The Presale Pump: Retail FOMO or Smart Money Play?
While degens pile in, Wall Street snickers—turns out cartoon frogs and laser-eyed dogs still move markets. Who needs fundamentals when you've got vibes and a 100x dream?
### Ethereum’s Meme Machine Spins Up
The chain that brought you NFTs and ICOs 3.0 now serves up PEPETO—because apparently 'utility' is just the 11th most important whitepaper bullet point.
### The Cynic’s Corner
Remember: in crypto, 'community-driven' often means 'greater fool theory with Discord stickers.' But hey—at least the gas fees are real.