Daredevil Meets DeFi: French ’Spiderman’ Scales Skyscraper to Drop World’s First Action Token
Paris witnessed crypto's most audacious marketing stunt yet as free climber Alain Robert—dubbed the 'French Spiderman'—scaled a 48-story tower to launch the world's first action-backed token. No safety nets, just pure meme-worthy spectacle.
| The Tokenomics of Adrenaline |
The ERC-20 token supposedly tracks Robert's climbing metrics (heart rate, altitude) via IoT sensors. Early buyers get 'airdropped' exclusive footage—because nothing says Web3 like monetizing vertigo.
| Wall Street Meets Gravity |
Bankers watching from nearby offices reportedly suffered secondary embarrassment. 'We securitize mortgages, not death-defying stunts,' quipped one hedge fund manager while secretly minting the NFT collection.