Sonic Devs Break Through the Noise—Chainwire’s PR Machine Fuels Crypto Hype Cycle

Another day, another blockchain project shouting into the void—except this time, someone’s handing them a megaphone. Sonic developers just plugged into Chainwire’s PR infrastructure, because nothing says ’legitimacy’ like paying for press releases in an industry where whitepapers double as bedtime fiction.

From Obscurity to Overexposed in 3.6 Seconds

Chainwire’s distribution network—allegedly ’powerful,’ definitely expensive—promises to catapult Sonic’s tech into the spotlight. Because if there’s one thing crypto needs, it’s more projects fighting for attention while VCs quietly exit their positions.

The Real Winner? The PR Platform

Let’s be real: Chainwire’s real innovation is monetizing the desperation of devs who think marketing beats product-market fit. Meanwhile, their servers hum along, stacking sats while the rest of us stack unanswered GitHub issues.

Bullish on visibility? Sure. Just don’t ask about the tokenomics.