Dogecoin Surges 45% Weekend Rally—Can Cloud Mining Really 100X Your $200?
Meme coin mania is back. Dogecoin’s weekend pump defied sluggish macro markets, sparking fresh retail FOMO. Now mining platforms are dangling 10,000% returns—if you ignore the fine print.
Cloud mining pitches promise to transform pocket change into Lamborghinis. The math? Turn $200 into $20,000 in 30 days by renting hash power. Just don’t ask about the electricity bills buried in the terms of service.
Cynics note these operations often vanish faster than a Sam Bankman-Fried alibi. But for degenerates chasing the next DOGE parabola, risk is someone else’s problem.