Michael Saylor’s ’Strategy’ Shatters Expectations - Now Meets ALL Criteria for S&P 500 Inclusion

MicroStrategy's bitcoin-heavy playbook just cleared every hurdle for blue-chip status.

The Naked Numbers

Saylor's relentless accumulation strategy—backed by corporate treasury maneuvers that would make traditional CFOs blush—now ticks every box: market cap thresholds, liquidity requirements, and financial reporting standards. The company's bitcoin-backed balance sheet performs like a leveraged crypto ETF wrapped in enterprise legitimacy.

Wall Street's Worst Nightmare

This isn't just another corporate moon-shot. It's a fundamental rewrite of how public companies approach treasury management—while somehow keeping regulators just comfortable enough to play along. The strategy generates more headlines than actual revenue, but hey—since when did traditional metrics matter in modern finance?

Welcome to the big leagues, Mr. Saylor. Try not to disrupt too many pension funds on your way up.