Amazon (AMZN) Jumps 3% in a Week as Bezos Doubles Down on Crypto—Wall Street Scrambles
Jeff Bezos just flipped the script—again. Amazon shares surged 3% this week after the tech titan inked a cryptic crypto deal that’s got traders buzzing. No details? No problem. Markets hate uncertainty… except when they don’t.
The Bezos Bump: How One Deal Ignited Amazon’s Rally
Wall Street’s playing catch-up as retail investors pile in, betting Bezos sees something they missed. ‘Strategic crypto partnership’ could mean anything from NFT marketplaces to blockchain logistics—but for now, it’s pure rocket fuel for AMZN.
Funny how a 3% move feels like a moonshot when it comes from the guy who literally owns Blue Origin. Meanwhile, hedge funds are stuck explaining why they were short last Tuesday.