Tesla (TSLA) Stock Soars as Q2 Production Crushes Forecasts—Elon’s Machines Outpace Humans Again

Tesla just flipped the script on Wall Street's pessimism—again. The EV giant's Q2 production numbers didn’t just meet expectations; they left them choking on lithium dust.

Assembly Lines on Steroids: While analysts were busy downgrading TSLA over 'demand concerns,' Musk’s factories quietly hit overdrive. No specifics? Doesn’t matter. The street’s reacting like it just got a surprise Cybertruck in the driveway.

Short Sellers, Meet Reality: Another quarter, another reminder that betting against Tesla is like shorting gravity. The stock’s climbing faster than a SpaceX rocket—while legacy automakers are still figuring out how to spell 'OTA update.'

The Cynic’s Corner: Sure, 'production beats' are great… until someone asks about margins. But hey—when has fundamentals ever stopped a cult stock? Buckle up; this earnings call’s gonna be *chef’s kiss* for the meme portfolio crowd.