Disney Stock Jumps 10% After Crushing Q1 Earnings—Mouse House Prints Money While Streamers Bleed
Magic Kingdom’s financial pixie dust strikes again. Disney shares rocket into double-digit gains post-earnings, proving old-school media can still flex muscle.
Theme parks and cost cuts deliver the goods. While Netflix and friends hemorrhage cash chasing the streaming dream, Disney’s diversified empire—cruise ships, merch, and that sweet, sweet intellectual property—keeps the engine humming.
Wall Street analysts scramble to upgrade targets. Because nothing gets bulls charging like a legacy giant that remembers profits matter more than subscriber vanity metrics.