PrimeXBT Dumps Crypto-Only Act—Now Pushing Stocks on MetaTrader 5

Another day, another brokerage stretching its brand into ’diversification.’ PrimeXBT—best known for letting traders gamble on crypto with 100x leverage—now wants a slice of the stock market pie. Their weapon of choice? MetaTrader 5, the platform your forex-obsessed uncle probably thinks is cutting-edge.

Why the pivot? Probably because even degens get bored of perpetual contracts eventually. Or maybe because stock trading lets them slap ’regulated asset’ stickers on the marketing materials. (Spoiler: Your funds are still parked in a Seychelles LLC.)

Jabs aside—this could actually matter. MetaTrader’s algo-trading tools might lure quant nerds away from traditional brokers. Just don’t expect Robinhood’s UX or Fidelity’s customer service when things go sideways.