BREAKING: Legacy Banks Bet Big—$100B Floods Into Blockchain as Digital Assets Eat Finance

Wall Street's dinosaurs just woke up—and they're buying shovels for the crypto gold rush.

The pivot no one saw coming

Traditional banks—yes, the same ones that called Bitcoin a 'fraud' in 2018—are now all-in on distributed ledgers. That $100B injection? It’s not venture capital. It’s survival money.

Mainstream or bust

Forget 'maybe'—digital assets are now table stakes. JPMorgan’s blockchain team now outnumbers their forex desk. Citi’s custody solution handles more BTC than some exchanges. (Irony tastes better with 24-month aged bourbon.)

The fine print

Of course they’re building permissioned chains first—old habits die hard. But that $100B? It’s the thin end of the wedge. Watch what happens when yield-hungry Boomers discover DeFi APYs.

Prediction: By 2027, 'blockchain banker' won’t be an oxymoron—it’ll be your relationship manager’s job title. The revolution will be collateralized.