Satoshi Nakamoto’s $130B Bitcoin Windfall: BTC Shatters $118K as Crypto Eats Wall Street’s Lunch

Bitcoin’s anonymous creator now sits on a $130 billion fortune—untouched, unstaked, and utterly untaxed. Meanwhile, traditional finance bros scramble to explain why their ‘diversified portfolios’ got steamrolled by a 15-year-old blockchain.
The king of crypto isn’t just mooning—it’s colonizing Mars. With BTC blasting past $118K, Nakamoto’s original stash has ballooned to a sum that could bail out multiple small nations (or buy every Goldman Sachs partner a private island).
Fun fact: Satoshi’s wallet remains dormant. One move could crash markets—or trigger the greatest wealth transfer since Rockefeller. Either way, it’s a delicious middle finger to monetary orthodoxy.