Ethereum Defies Gravity: Soars Past $3,800 While Bitcoin Stumbles in Market Retreat

Ethereum isn't just outperforming Bitcoin—it's lapping it. As the broader crypto market bleeds out, ETH punches through $3,800 like a hot knife through institutional FUD.

The flippening narrative gets fresh ammo

While BTC wobbles under sell-pressure, Ethereum's rally suggests something bigger: DeFi whales are doubling down on the ecosystem's structural advantages. No wonder TradFi analysts are scrambling to update their 'blockchain is useless' PowerPoint decks.

Smart money smells blood in the water

This isn't retail FOMO—it's capital rotation into a network actually shipping upgrades (looking at you, Bitcoin maximalists). The $3,800 breakout could trigger algorithmic buying sprees that make today's move look quaint.

Of course, Wall Street will claim they saw it coming—right after they finish downgrading ETH for 'lack of real-world use cases.'