🚀 Bitcoin Soars to $122K—Then Whales Trigger Panic Sell-Off

Bitcoin's bull run hit a fever pitch as it smashed through $122,000—only for crypto's wealthiest players to yank the rug.

Whales vs. Retail: The Eternal Dance

Just as Main Street FOMO kicked in, institutional holders dumped bags like clockwork. Classic 'buy the rumor, sell the news'—except the rumor was a Lambo dealership and the news was a margin call.

Market Tremors Follow

Liquidity vanished faster than a Sam Bankman-Fried alibi. Altcoins bled out, leverage traders got rekt, and your 'stable' stablecoin? Suddenly not so stable.

The Silver Lining?

Every crypto winter seeds the next bull run. And nothing makes Bitcoiners happier than 'buying the dip'—right after complaining about manipulation. Ah, the circle of life.

Bonus Finance Jab: TradFi analysts promptly declared Bitcoin 'dead' again—right before their pension funds quietly increased exposure. Hypocrisy? In finance? Never.