Pump.fun’s $4B Token Sale Sells Out in 12 Minutes—Defying Market Slump

Pump.fun just pulled off a crypto miracle—or a masterclass in hype. Their $4 billion token offering vanished faster than a memecoin rally, selling out in just 12 minutes. Never mind that trading volumes are bleeding out across the market.

Speed Run to Sold Out

Twelve minutes. That’s all it took to lock down $4B in commitments—faster than a degenerate refreshes a price chart. The frenzy defies logic, especially with liquidity drying up elsewhere. But since when has crypto cared about logic?

Volume? What Volume?

While the broader market slumps, Pump.fun’s auction proves one thing: FOMO still prints money. Traders piled in like it was 2021, tossing ‘dry powder’ at a project with more momentum than fundamentals. Classic crypto.

Love it or hate it, Pump.fun’s lightning sale is a wake-up call. The market might be cooling, but the right narrative—plus a whiff of exclusivity—can still ignite a firestorm. Just don’t ask what happens when the music stops.