Bitcoin Surges Past Amazon in Market Cap—Apple Now in Its Crosshairs
Move over, Bezos—Bitcoin just bulldozed past Amazon's market valuation. The crypto king isn't stopping for coffee.
The New Heavyweight Champion
With a market cap now towering above Amazon's, BTC's rally has Wall Street scrambling to update their 'obsolete asset' PowerPoint slides. Traders who dismissed it as 'digital tulips' last decade are quietly recalculating.
Apple's Turn in the Spotlight
Only Apple's $3T fortress stands between Bitcoin and total tech-sector dominance. At this velocity, Tim Cook might start getting Satoshi-themed fan mail by Q3.
The Cynic's Corner
Meanwhile, traditional finance analysts are still arguing about 'intrinsic value' while their 401(k)s get lapped by a protocol that runs on math and memes.