Coinbase Stock Defies Gravity: Soars Amid Rare Double Downgrade

Wall Street analysts hit the panic button—twice—but crypto's favorite exchange isn't listening.

The rebellion against traditional metrics

While suits in Manhattan scribble 'sell' recommendations, retail traders and crypto natives keep stacking COIN shares. The stock's resilience exposes the growing rift between institutional playbooks and decentralized finance realities.

When downgrades become rocket fuel

Two brokerages slashed ratings simultaneously—usually a death knell for traditional stocks. Yet Coinbase shares ripped upward, proving crypto markets dance to their own beat. The move echoes Bitcoin's famous 2017 'death cross' rally that left skeptics bankrupt.

Another reminder that in crypto, conventional wisdom goes to die. Just ask the 'efficient market hypothesis' crowd—last seen buying the top of every shitcoin rally.