š Crypto Markets Rocket as U.S. Nears Trade Deals Before Tariff Deadline
Digital assets are mooning as geopolitical tensions easeābecause nothing pumps portfolios like bureaucrats delaying doomsday.
Risk-on mode activated: Bitcoin and altcoins surge as the U.S. flirts with trade agreements, proving once again that crypto thrives on regulatory whiplash.
Wall Street's worst nightmare: Decentralized finance keeps winning while traditional markets wait for faxed memos from the Fed. Bonus cynicism: Watch institutional FOMO hit just in time for the next correction.