Ether Defies Gravity: Surging Past $2,580 as U.S. Jobs Boom Fuels Crypto Rally
Ethereum's native token shrugs off macroeconomic noise—climbing relentlessly as traditional markets cheer strong employment data.
The bullish trifecta: Crypto thrives when equities rally, jobs grow, and the Fed hesitates. Check, check, and... well, we'll see about that last one.
Wall Street's worst nightmare: Digital assets outpacing their precious S&P 500 darlings. Again.
Pro tip: When ETH holds key levels during 'risk-on' euphoria, it's not a fluke—it's a market voting machine. (And right now, it's voting with its wallet).
*Cynical finance jab*: Meanwhile, your bank still pays 0.01% APY on savings accounts—but sure, keep calling crypto the 'risky' asset.