BONK Skyrockets Amid Bitcoin’s ATH Approach—Memecoin Mania Ignites Market Frenzy
As Bitcoin flirts with all-time highs, the memecoin circus kicks into overdrive—and BONK’s parabolic rally steals the spotlight. Here’s why degenerate gamblers—sorry, 'investors'—are piling in.
### The Bitcoin Tailwind
BTC’s bullish momentum spills over to altcoins, with speculative junk leading the charge. Classic.
### Memecoin Melt-Up
BONK’s 24-hour volume triples as traders chase the next 'to the moon' narrative. Spoiler: Most will crash land.
### Greater Fool Theory in Action
No utility? No problem. Just slap a dog on it and watch the leverage flow. Wall Street’s got nothing on crypto’s meme alchemy.
As always, enjoy the ride—just remember the golden rule: Don’t marry your bags.