Metaplanet Doubles Down on Bitcoin: $208M Bond Fuels 13,350 BTC Treasury
Another corporate whale takes a bite out of fiat's relevance.
The Bitcoin Bet Gets Bigger
Metaplanet just turned its balance sheet into a crypto bullhorn—issuing $208 million in bonds to amass 13,350 BTC. Because nothing says 'trust the system' like mortgaging the future to buy digital gold.
Wall Street’s Worst Nightmare
While traditional finance clings to yield curves, forward-thinking firms are printing debt to lock in non-sovereign assets. The playbook? Simple: when central banks debase, corporations accumulate.
The Cynic’s Corner
Because nothing hedges against monetary insanity quite like collateralizing debt to buy an asset that thrives on chaos. Bravo, Metaplanet—your auditors will *love* this.