Sleeping Giant Stirred: Ethereum ICO Whale Cashes Out 787,000% Gains After Decade-Long Hibernation
Talk about diamond hands—an early Ethereum investor just woke up from a 10-year coma to a life-changing payday.
The ultimate HODLer story
While Wall Street quants were busy overengineering their algos, this anonymous whale simply forgot about their 2015 ETH purchase—and accidentally became crypto royalty. The 787,000% return would make even the most aggressive hedge fund manager blush (if they weren't busy shorting the wrong assets, as usual).
Market impact? Minimal. But the legend? Priceless.