Elon Musk’s Tesla & SpaceX Now Sitting on $2B Bitcoin Fortune—$1.5B in Profits
Elon’s empire just flexed its crypto muscles—again.
The Bitcoin Jackpot
Tesla and SpaceX collectively hold over $2 billion in Bitcoin, with unrealized gains now topping $1.5 billion. Not bad for a "side hustle" in between Mars missions and EV production hell.
Wall Street’s FOMO Moment
While hedge funds were busy shorting crypto, Musk’s companies quietly stacked sats—proving once again that the smart money moves before the crowd even knows the game’s started.
The Cynical Kick
Meanwhile, traditional finance still thinks Bitcoin’s a bubble—right before their 17th ‘this time it’s different’ recession.