Dogecoin Plunges 5% as $458M Gets Liquidated—But ETF Hype Keeps Bulls Smirking
Meme coin meets margin call: Dogecoin takes a 5% nosedive as traders get steamrolled in $458 million worth of liquidations. Blood in the streets? Not quite.
Silver lining playbook: Whisper of a DOGE ETF builds like a slow-motion rocket launch. Because nothing says 'legitimacy' like Wall Street slapping a ticker on a joke currency.
The takeaway? Crypto winters thaw faster than Wall Street adapts—but when they do, grab your popcorn. And maybe a seat on the regulatory merry-go-round.