Bitcoin Grinds Toward All-Time High as Shorts Get Rekt in Unusually Smooth Rally
Quietly—almost suspiciously so—BTC flirts with record prices while leveraged bears get steamrolled. No drama, no chaos... just a slow-motion massacre of overconfident shorts. Wall Street analysts scramble to explain how 'this time is different' (spoiler: it never is).
The calm ascent defies crypto's usual volatility—like watching a bull market on sedatives. Meanwhile, crypto Twitter debates whether this is 'healthy consolidation' or the quiet before the storm. Either way, the market's playing chess while shorts play checkers.
Funny how these 'irrational bubbles' keep making rational people rich. Maybe the real irrational move was betting against the orange coin all along.