Ethereum Smashes Through $2,500 as Wall Street Wakes Up
Institutional money floods back into ETH—just in time for the 'we told you so' rally.
After weeks of sideways action, Ethereum's price surge isn't subtle. The $2,500 breakout comes with perfect timing: right as traditional finance starts pretending they believed in crypto all along.
Active traders shrug while hedge funds scramble to rebrand their 'risky speculation' as 'digital asset allocation.' Meanwhile, the rest of us remember this is the same crowd that called it a bubble at $200.
Next resistance level? Probably whatever price lets VCs cash out before the next 'macro downturn.'