Bitcoin Defies Gravity at $105K—Traders Brace for Historic Breakout
Another day, another towering price floor for crypto's golden child. Bitcoin isn't just holding $105K—it's taunting the bears.
Wall Street analysts scramble to update their 'overbought' warnings while retail FOMO reaches deafening levels. The real question isn't if BTC will moon, but when the suits start calling it a 'mature asset class' to save face.
Funny how six-figure digital rocks make hedge funds rediscover their 'long-term vision.'