Fred Krueger’s Bitcoin Playbook: How to Stack Sats Like a Pro

Forget get-rich-quick schemes—Krueger’s strategy is all about playing the long game. Here’s how to turn volatility into generational wealth.

DCA: The Anti-Hero of Crypto Investing

Dollar-cost averaging cuts through market noise like a chainsaw through… well, you know. Buy the dips, ignore the hype, and let compounding do the heavy lifting.

Cold Storage or Bust

Exchanges are just fancy casinos with better UX. Krueger’s rule? Not your keys, not your coins—unless you enjoy funding some CEO’s third yacht.

The 2025 Twist

With institutional money flooding in, the rules are changing. But the core principle remains: Bitcoin isn’t a trade, it’s a lifeboat from fiat’s slow-motion collapse.

Remember: Wall Street still thinks ‘HODL’ is a typo. Let them keep shorting while you stack.