Bitcoin Defies Gravity at $100K While ETH Aims for $3K—Traders Hold Breath
Crypto’s kingpin refuses to buckle as Bitcoin locks in above six figures—despite a market-wide cooldown. Meanwhile, Ethereum lurks below $3K like a coiled spring, teasing a breakout that could reignite altseason.
Market cools, but not the hype: While traditional finance bros adjust their spreadsheets (again), BTC’s resilience at this altitude proves institutional FOMO isn’t just a 2021 relic. ETH’s consolidation? Either a bear trap or a bull pitstop—place your bets.
Bonus cynicism: Wall Street still can’t decide if crypto’s a ’hedge against inflation’ or ’digital snake oil.’ Meanwhile, the blockchain doesn’t care—it just keeps minting millionaires.