Bitcoin’s Mysterious Creator Cracks Top 11 Wealth List as BTC Smashes $110K
Anonymous crypto legend Satoshi Nakamoto just joined the billionaire elite—without lifting a finger. As Bitcoin surges past $110,000, the dormant stash of 1M BTC mined in 2009 now rivals the fortunes of Zuckerberg and Buffett.
Funny how the ’fraudulent bubble asset’ keeps minting generational wealth while Wall Street hedges get liquidated. The original HODLer wins again—no VC meetings, no SEC filings, just pure cryptographic proof-of-work.
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros are still trying to short Tesla.