Ethereum Co-Founder Dumps $262M ETH on Kraken—Market Braces for Impact
Vitalik Buterin just moved mountains of ETH to an exchange. Cue the panic-selling algorithms.
Subheader: Whale Alert Triggers Trader PTSD
The blockchain doesn’t lie—10,000 ETH chunks don’t transfer themselves. Whether this is strategic diversification or a vote of no confidence, Kraken’s order books are about to get spicy.
Subheader: The ’Smart Money’ Paradox
Funny how crypto’s decentralization evangelists still cash out through the same centralized choke points they rail against. Wall Street would call that hypocrisy—here, we call it Tuesday.