PEPE Soars 53% as Meme Coin Mania Defies Gravity—Again
Frogs fly higher than fundamentals today as PEPE leads another meme coin charge. The internet’s favorite amphibian token ripped past resistance levels—because apparently, ’utility’ is just a fancy word for ’greater fool theory’ in this market.
What’s fueling the pump? Same old story: bored traders, leveraged speculation, and that sweet, sweet fear of missing out. Meanwhile, Bitcoin maximalists grind their teeth watching dog-themed shitcoins outperform their ’digital gold.’
Warning signs flash everywhere except the charts. Liquidity pools resemble Ponzi schemes, and ’wen lambo’ tweets have replaced risk assessments. But hey—when the music’s playing, you either dance or get rekt.