Bitcoin Humiliates Nasdaq—Cracks BitDAQ 5x Barrier in Historic Show of Strength
Wall Street’s tech darlings eat dust as BTC outpaces Nasdaq’s 2025 gains by a factor of five. The ’digital gold’ narrative just got a tungsten spine.
Ratio Revelations
BitDAQ—the crypto crowd’s favorite yardstick for mocking traditional finance—has officially become a humiliation index. Nasdaq traders now need five units of their precious index to buy one bitcoin. Ouch.
Cynical Finance Jab
Meanwhile, hedge funds are rebranding their crypto FOMO as ’strategic asset allocation.’ How avant-garde.