Ethereum Rockets 31% in Wild Overnight Rally—Bear Market Obituaries Start Drafting
Ethereum just pulled off its most violent upside move since the 2021 bull run, surging 31% before Wall Street’s coffee got cold. The rally vaporized resistance levels that had held for months, with ETH flipping $3,500 from stubborn resistance to launchpad in under four hours.
Technical breakout or trap? The move came on triple-average volume as Bitcoin finally showed signs of life—classic ’altcoin season’ behavior that has traders scrambling to reposition. Options markets now price in 58% chance of new ATH by June.
Meanwhile in traditional finance: Goldman Sachs analysts rush to explain why this is ’transitory volatility’ while quietly increasing their crypto desk staffing by 40%.