Bitcoin Smashes $103K as Trump Trade Hype Meets Crypto Frenzy
Digital gold goes stratospheric—proving once again that markets move faster than DC regulators can draft their warning memos.
Trump’s pro-crypto whispers ignite rally: Love him or hate him, the man moves markets. Traders pile in as political winds shift.
Altcoins ride BTC’s coattails: ETH, SOL, and memecoins surge in classic ’risk-on’ cascade. Because nothing says ’sound investment’ like dog-themed tokens gaining 300% in a week.
The irony? Wall Street’s still trying to explain this to their compliance departments while degens bank generational wealth. The revolution won’t be institutionalized.