Dogecoin Surges 25% as Meme Coin ETF Rumors Spark Altcoin Frenzy
Dogecoin leads crypto’s rebound with double-digit gains—because nothing says ’serious investment’ like a Shiba Inu-themed asset riding ETF speculation.
Market movers: DOGE’s 25% pump outpaces major altcoins as traders chase the next Bitcoin ETF narrative. Meme coin volumes hit $3B amid whispers of a ’junk coin’ futures product.
Reality check: Wall Street still won’t touch your meme stash—but hey, at least the suits are finally learning what ’HODL’ means.