Bitcoin Eats Gold’s Lunch as Safe-Haven Flows Flip Digital
Gold’s glitter fades as BTC charges past $65K—traders ditch the ’barbarous relic’ for crypto’s volatility premium.
Subheader: Store-of-value narrative flips script
While gold bugs nurse a 7% retreat from March’s ATH, Bitcoin’s weekly inflows hit $1.8B. Institutional wallets now hold 15% more BTC than pre-ETF levels—because nothing says ’hedge against inflation’ like an asset that can swing 20% before your avocado toast cools.
Closing jab: Wall Street still can’t decide if crypto’s a risk asset or inflation hedge—but they’ll happily charge 2% fees either way.