Ethereum Charges Toward $2K as Bulls Ignore Thin Volume—Traders Yawn at ’Technical Corrections’
Ethereum’s price action defies logic again—climbing steadily despite laughably weak trading volume. Institutional ’hodlers’ or just another paper rally? You decide.
Key drivers: Options markets flash bullish signals while staking yields suck dry liquidity. Classic crypto—where fundamentals take a backseat to hopium.
Watch the $1,950 resistance like a hawk. Break that, and the path to $2,000 opens up faster than a VC’s exit strategy during a bear market.
Bonus cynicism: Wall Street still can’t tell the difference between DeFi and a Denny’s coupon—but hey, they’ll allocate 0.0001% of their portfolio to ’diversify.’