Trump’s Crypto Order Unleashes Access for 90M Americans—White House’s Digital Asset Chief Confirms
Boom—90 million Americans just got handed the keys to crypto’s kingdom. Trump’s latest executive order tears down barriers, and the White House’s so-called 'Crypto Czar' is crowing about it. Here’s the breakdown.
The Policy Punch
No more begging Wall Street for permission. The order flips the script, letting millions dive into digital assets without jumping through traditional finance’s hoops. Think of it as a decentralized middle finger to legacy gatekeepers.
The Irony Alert
Sure, Washington suddenly loves 'financial inclusion'—just as crypto starts eating their lunch. How convenient. But hey, 90 million new potential buyers? The bulls aren’t complaining.
The Bottom Line
Whether this is progress or political theater, one thing’s clear: crypto’s playing field just got a whole lot bigger. Now watch the suits scramble to 'innovate' (read: copy) what’s already working on-chain.