BREAKING: Trump Executive Order Paves Way for Bitcoin & Crypto in 401(k) Plans—Boom or Bust?
Wall Street's retirement accounts just got a crypto wake-up call. President Trump's latest executive order smashes the barrier between traditional 401(k)s and digital assets—whether the old guard likes it or not.
## The Fine Print on Your Digital Gold Rush
Forget 'wait-and-see'—this move forces plan administrators to accommodate crypto allocations faster than a Bitcoin flash crash. Early adopters cheer; compliance officers weep into their spreadsheets.
## Wall Street's Cold Wallet Sweat
Traditional brokers now face the ultimate irony: recommending volatile assets they've spent years dismissing. (Cue the hastily rewritten 'risk tolerance' questionnaires.)
One thing's certain—your retirement portfolio just got more interesting than your broker's golf handicap.
