Trump Media Goes Full Crypto: Registers $12B in New Securities for Bitcoin Play

Wall Street meets blockchain in Trump Media's latest power move—filing $12 billion in fresh securities to fuel its Bitcoin ambitions. Because nothing says 'financial innovation' like marrying meme-stock energy with crypto volatility.
Here's the breakdown:
The $12B Bet: Fresh SEC filings reveal Trump Media's war chest for digital asset acquisitions. That’s enough to buy roughly 200,000 BTC at current prices—if they’re feeling bullish.
Timing Is Everything: Comes as institutional FOMO hits critical mass. Even politicians want in on the action now.
Reality Check: Because when traditional finance and crypto collide, what could possibly go wrong? *Cough* leverage *cough*.
One thing's clear: 2025 just got more interesting for Bitcoin maximalists and short-sellers alike.