Dogecoin to $5? Analyst Spots 3 Historical Patterns Signaling a Mega Pump
Forget moon shots—this Dogecoin call is aiming for Mars. A crypto analyst just slapped a $5 price target on the meme coin, citing three historical trends that supposedly hint at an imminent surge. Because if there’s one thing crypto loves, it’s recycling old narratives with bigger numbers.
Pattern recognition or hopium? The report leans hard on DOGE’s past parabolic rallies, ignoring the minor detail that the market now has 10x more bagholders waiting to dump. But hey, since when did fundamentals stop a good meme?
Wall Street’s quant algos would short-circuit trying to price this—good thing DOGE runs on vibes and Elon’s tweets. Just remember: every ‘this time it’s different’ chart ends the same way—with leverage liquidations and a graveyard of diamond hands.
