Major U.S. Crypto Exchange Rolls Out XRP Yield—Because Your Bag Wasn’t Volatile Enough
Hold onto your ledgers—one of America’s largest exchanges just dropped a yield feature for XRP. Finally, a way to earn passive income while pretending you didn’t buy at $3.
How it works: Park your XRP, collect yield. The mechanics? Probably the same rehypothecation wizardry that makes traditional finance blush. But hey, at least it’s not another NFT drop.
The fine print: Rates fluctuate, risks abound, and your ‘stable’ yield could vanish faster than a DeFi rug pull. Welcome to crypto banking—where the APYs are made up and the collateral doesn’t matter.