MicroStrategy Doubles Down on Bitcoin—Scoops Up 13,390 BTC in Latest Bet Against Fiat
Michael Saylor’s crypto juggernaut just dropped another $500 million on Bitcoin—because why diversify when you can YOLO into digital gold?
Key Details:
- The enterprise software-turned-Bitcoin-ETF now holds 226,331 BTC (worth ~$15 billion at current prices)
- Purchase funded through convertible notes—Wall Street’s favorite ’free money’ loophole
- Move comes as institutional FOMO hits 2025 highs despite SEC chair’s ’speculative casino’ warnings
While traditional CFOs hyperventilate over balance sheet volatility, MicroStrategy treats accounting standards like a buffet—taking only the rules it likes. The playbook? Borrow cheap fiat, convert to hard money, repeat until bankers understand proof-of-work.