Bitcoin Smashes Through $96K as Crypto Market Cap Blasts Past $3 Trillion—Again
Digital assets roar back with a vengeance as institutional money floods in—just like the last three cycles (but hey, this time it’s different, right?).
The Catalysts:
ETF approvals, macro uncertainty, and that sweet, sweet halving supply crunch finally hitting. Plus, let’s be real—Wall Street needed a new casino after meme stocks got boring.
The Irony:
TradFi giants now pumping the very asset they spent a decade calling ’rat poison.’ Somewhere, Satoshi Nakamoto is laughing—or rolling in digital grave.