Grayscale’s New Bitcoin Adopters ETF Bets on Corporate Balance Sheets Stacking Sats
Wall Street’s latest crypto play: Grayscale just lobbed a Bitcoin ETF grenade into traditional finance. Their new Bitcoin Adopters ETF tracks companies bold enough to stash BTC on their balance sheets—because nothing says ’forward-thinking’ like gambling shareholder value on volatile internet money.
Who’s buying the dip—on their investors’ dime?
From MicroStrategy’s all-in bets to Tesla’s on-again-off-again romance with Bitcoin, this ETF turns corporate treasury experiments into a tradable asset class. Because why let hedge funds have all the fun?
Just don’t ask what happens when the SEC starts auditing those ’HODL’ strategies.