IMF Officially Adopts Bitcoin in Global Economic Metrics—Crypto Just Went Mainstream
Breaking the velvet ropes of traditional finance, Bitcoin gets its IMF stamp of approval.
The New Benchmark
No longer just 'internet money,' BTC now sits alongside GDP and inflation in the IMF's official stats playbook. Take that, gold bugs.
Why This Hurts Legacy Finance
Bankers hate this one trick: A decentralized asset cracking the most exclusive economic club—without paying membership fees.
The Cynical Take
Watch hedge funds suddenly 'discover' crypto now that the IMF blessed it—right after they spent years calling it a Ponzi scheme.